Dog-Mate of the Year

Hello everyone! Welcome to my (Greg wanted to make sure I put MY and not OUR) long-awaited post....Dog-Mate of the Year. I've been noticing lately how many funny pictures we have of Jackson. It's a little ridiculous really, but hey, he's our only child. You can decide for yourself which "centerfold" is most deserving of "Dog-Mate of the Year". NOTE: The following information is utter nonsense. I promise the next post will be an update on Greg and I (not that our lives are very exciting as is evident in the babble to follow).


Mr. January:
Mr. January enjoys long walks and creating yellow snow. In this picture he is modeling the winter season's hottest dog-cessory...the human stocking hat.

Mr. February:

Mr. February enjoys the feel of a bear-skin on his fur (ok, so it's a faux fur blanket...just go with it). He considers himself to be the sexiest centerfold of the bunch.

Mr. March:

Mr. March is a handsome devil. Simple yet sophisticated, he considers good grooming to be of the utmost importance. He also considers himself to be a connoseuir of hamburgers with squeakers in them (such as the one laying at his feet).


Mr. April:

Mr. April counts Hugh Hefner as one of his greatest influences. With his seductive stare and silky fur, few can resist his charms.


Mr. May:

Mr. May is a very passionate dog. He may have a quick temper and razor-sharp teeth, but he can melt his mother's heart with just one look.

Mr. June:

Mr. June loves a good glass of wine. He describes himself as the life of the party, but most of his friends just consider him a drunk. Here he is "sleeping it off".


Mr. July:

Mr. July is an all-American dog. Right down to red, white and blue bow on his collar. Although he considers himself to be highly patriotic, few are convinced given his violent outbursts in response to fireworks.


Mr. August:

Mr. August is the rugged, outdoorsy type. He is an avid hunter of dirty laundry. Above he barks with victory while standing over the carcus of his latest prey.

Mr. September:

Mr. September enjoys sun-bathing and star-gazing. A self-described "typical Pisces", he is highly emotional and strong-willed, but also considers himself to be a sympathetic dreamer.


Mr. October:

Mr. October has somewhat of an identity crisis. Although he is an extraordinarily handsome dog, he believes that he is actually an owl. He has been atop many a roof in the neighborhood consorting with owls of all walks. Very strange.


Mr. November:

Mr. November likes a good meal but is also a bit of a glutton. After years of gorging himself on treats and "pigars" (pigars are a real thing by the way...it's a pig ear shaped into a cigar), he can barely even roll over. Rumor has it there is an upcoming special on Montel Williams where Mr. November will be rescued from his home by a crane.


Mr. December:

Mr. December also goes by the nickname "Obiwon". Enough said.

Love to all,

Brooke